The title page of the Table Rock Album
The best remark is silence.
Then, pray, why do you
For the same reason that you do;
Because ’tis hard to speak it.
On memory’s page two things will never fade —
Niagara Falls and Barnett’s lemonade!
Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848
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Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.
John Lennon & Yoko Ono at Niagara Falls
Smuggled human hair from Mexico
Falls radiant around the waxy O
Of her scream. Shades on, leather coat and pants, Yoko
On her knees — like the famous Kent State photo
Where the girl can’t shriek her boyfriend alive, her arms
Windmilling Ohio sky.
A pump in John’s chest heaves
To mimic death throes. The blood is made of latex.
His glasses, broken on the plastic sidewalk.
A scowling David Chapman, his arms outstretched,
His pistol barrel spiraling fake smoke
In a siren’s red wash, completes the composition,
And somewhere background music plays “Imagine”
Before the tableau darkens. We push a button
To renew the scream.
The chest starts up again.
Source: David Wojahn.
Mystery Train. Pittsburgh, University of Pittsburgh Press, ©1990.
The Tussaud Wax Museum does not have an exhibit such as this – in correspondence with the author he imagined this scenario, and figured that Tussaud’s would be the logical place to have it if it existed.