Though Viagra and Niagara may sound the same,
Not alike are the meanings at all.
To some, Viagra means ‘on the rise,’
But to everyone, Niagara Falls.
Source: The Author, 2001.
Straight up Frontenac’s Northmost side
Ever a West he sailed,
Crossing in blessed Advent tide,
Landing on great Niagara’s shore.
South he turned to a sullen roar;
His Crucifix on his heart he bore;
Never his spirit failed.
Now Glory to God, whose hand did forge
This wondrous watery road!
On ragged rim of the fearful gorge
South he toiled through brambles and moss,
Past rapids roaring like souls atoss.
He blessed himself with the sign of the Cross
At the cliff where the torrent flowed.
His little altar was quick untied;
Small waxen tapers alight,
He said the Mass of the Sanctified.
Turning South through the wintry haze,
His eyes aglow, his heart ablaze,
At Chippawa’s flow, with a song of praise,
He made his camp for the night.
Source: Ray Corry Bond. Peninsula Village: The Story of Chippawa. Chippawa: [s.n.], 1964.
Las hierbas mustias rompen su crisálide,
sus verdes apagados brillan entre las rocas,
aún se oye en el viento el aullido del hielo.
Las aguas allá abajo
vertiginosas giran sus despojos,
mientras la niebla asciende
hacia la desmemoria del tren funicular,
aumentando el latido de cables temblorosos
que avanzan hacia el fin
de un cielo ceniciento.
Y así y todo, algún día,
habrá también narcisos y otras flores
en este triste sitio;
flores ajenas a mi vida de antes
cuando el río indecible
fluíacon suavidad en la miel de su sueño.
Y a través de los años retornaré a este sitio,
siempre vendré luciendo una sonrisa
-diminuta y modesta-
esculpida en mis labios
cual signo de pregunta
Source: The Author, 2001
(a children’s poem) Laura Secord

Laura Secord, by the record
Of the conflict of eighteen-twelve,
Walked twenty miles through wood and stream,
Queenston – Beaverdams, right on beam!
Surprise Attack! was her one theme.
A forewarned, forearmed British team
Thwarted the American scheme!
Some people vow she drove a cow,
Others are quick to deny it.
I wonder did she ever dream
That she’d be held in high esteem —
A heroine renowned, I deem,
For confections that are supreme,
Rich chocolates and super ice cream!
Source: The Author, 2001
N.B. Laura Secord is also the name of a chain of stores selling ice cream and chocolate products.
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(a children’s poem)

I climbed up Brock's Monument
With a leap, a skip, a hop.
I climbed up Brock's Monument
From the bottom to the top.
I climbed up Brock's Monument
And I did it without one stop.
BUT --
Two hundred and thirty-five steps
And I'm ready to drop!
General Brock rode Alfred
On the daring fateful ride.
Sword drawn, he scaled Queenston Heights,
British Red Coats at his side
The Americans could not
Gain the summit, though they tried.
BUT --
Musket and cannon came alive
And the man and horse died!
I climbed up Brock's Monument
When tulips were in flower.
I climbed up Brock's Monument
In less than half an hour.
I climbed up Brock's Monument
Using my muscle power.
BUT --
I'm glad there's an elevator
In the CN Tower!
Source: The Author, 2001