My wife and I went round the Falls;
‡‡My wife and I came back again;
My wife and I went up the hill;
‡‡And only think — we felt no pain!

 

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

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The following verse is found in the Table Rock Album, unattributed and untitled.

My thoughts are strange, sublime and deep,
‡‡‡‡‡‡ As I look up to thee —
What a glorious place for washing sheep
‡‡‡‡‡‡ Niagara would be!

Further investigation reveals that this is a short excerpt from a longer poem, which can be found under the title Thoughts on Visiting Niagara in George Holley’s Niagara : Its History and Geology, Incidents and Poetry, With Illustrations.

Thoughts on Visiting Niagara  by Anonymous

“I wonder how long you’ve been a roarin‘
    At this infernal rate ;
I wonder if all you’ve been a porin‘ 
    Could be ciphered on a slate.

“I wonder how such a thund’rin‘ sounded 
    When all New York was woods ;
I suppose some Indians have been drownded
    When rains have raised your floods .

“I wonder if wild stags and buffaloes
    Havn’t stood where now I stand ;
Well , ‘spose—bein ‘scared at first—they stub’d their toes,
    I wonder where they’d land !

“I wonder if the rainbow’s been a shinin‘
    Since sunrise at creation ;
And this water-fall been underminin‘
    With constant spateration !

“That Moses never mentioned ye, I’ve wondered,   
    While other things describin‘.
My conscience ! how loud you must have thunder’d 
    While the deluge was subsidin‘ !

“My thoughts are strange, magnificent and deep, 
    While I look down on thee.
Oh ! what a splendid place for washing sheep 
    Niagara would be !

“And oh ! what a tremendous water power 
    Is wasted o’er its edge !
One man might furnish all the world with flour 
    With a single privilege.

“I wonder how many times the lakes have all   
    Been emptied over here ?
Why Clinton didn’t feed the Grand Canawl 
    From hence, I think is queer.”

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Source for the sheep washing fragment: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

Source for the whole poem: George W. Holley.  Niagara : Its History and Geology, Incidents and Poetry, With Illustrations.  Toronto:  Hunter, Rose and Company, 1872

This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.