Tag: humor

A Dialogue by G. et al.

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The title page of the Table Rock Album


G.:

The best remark is silence.

H.:

Then, pray, why do you break it?

Y.:

For the same reason that you do;
Because ’tis hard to speak it.

Anonymous:

On memory’s page two things will never fade —
Niagara Falls and Barnett’s lemonade!

 

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

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This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.

Untitled by G.

table
The title page of the Table Rock Album


I stood on the cliff, and, astonished, gazed round,
Saw the waters rush o’er, and heard them rebound.
And I thought, if my love should slip and fall so,
She might tumble alone, for I wouldn’t go.

July 30, 1837

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.

Untitled by François

table
The title page of the Table Rock Album

Lo! dey come, de peoples, much ―
De French, de Anglais, Yankee, Dutch―
Lo! dey come, and here dey view
De vorld of vaters ― not a few.
De peoples come, and den dey tell
De verse dey know not how to spell;
And what is very much absurd,
Dey ignorant of Anglais vord.
Ma foi, indeed I tink my verse
De best — I’m sure ‘t is not the worst.

 

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.

A Dialogue by H. Foote et al.

table
The title page of the Table Rock Album


H. Foote:

To hear this water roar,
To see this water pour,
Is certainly much more,
Than I’ve heard or seen before

A. Legg:

To hear a jackass bray
Is nothing new to-day —
You can neither sing nor say;
So you may go away.

Francis Head:

You had better toddle too,
For you’re blockheads through and through —
‘Pon my honor, it is true —
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Durham:

Good morning, how d’ye do?
How much wiser, pray are you,
Than the other stupid two?
Tell me that and tell me true.

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.

Untitled by E.J.H.

table
The title page of the Table Rock Album

Niagara, it has been sung,
Can speak so loud without a tongue,
‡‡You hear its voice a mile hence;
But I a greater wonder know ―
A pretty woman, who, although
‡‡She has a tongue, keeps silence!

 

Source: Table Rock Album and Sketches of the Falls and Scenery Adjacent. Buffalo: Steam Press of Thomas and Lathrops, copyright by Jewett, Thomas & Co.,1856c.1848

This link takes you to the scanned version of  the 1855 version of Table Rock Album from the Hathi Trust

See the Table of Contents of the Table Rock Album on this site.