The Niagara Elector: A Jolly Ditty by Anonymous

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The Niagara Elector: A Jolly Ditty

I cannot vote for Thompson—
  Just hear the reason why—
Because this new Dominion
  Wants men who will not lie.
We want no two-faced member,
  When treason lurks around ;
We want a true Canadian
  That’s honest, upright, sound.
I cannot vote for Thompson,
  His loyalty aint clean :
He forswore his allegiance
  To England’s noble Queen.

I will not vote for Currie,
  He’s nothing but a tool,
And gets his education
  In the Globe’s disloyal school.
He’s helping Brown’s convention,
  To organize new strife,
To aid the agitator
  To start in public life.
I will not vote for Currie,
  His eyes are set behind,
And he cannot look before him,
 To see what’s in the wind !

I will not vote for Thompson,
  He’s crazy as a loon,
He’d make a splendid member
  To represent the moon !
His stomach is enormous,
  It never can be filled,
He eat Niagara Common,
  Our railroad he has grilled.
He leased up all the farmers,
  And still holds out his dish,
He swallowed half the river,
  And he wanted all the fish !

I cannot vote for Currie,
  He serves Dictator Brown,
Who sides with Reds and traitors,
  Who hate the Queen and Crown.
I cannot vote his ticket,
  He’s in the boat with Howe,
The foe of Federation
  Who wants to raise a row.
His road is not a right one—
  The Currie Road you see
He goes for Yankee Thompson, 
And that’s enough tor me ! 

I’ll never vote for Thompson,
  He wants to cut and carve,
He built himself a palace,
  And let his workmen starve.
We’ll raise the British colours
  And never turn our coat.
We’ll put in Angus Morrison
  By every loyal vote !
We will not go for Thompson,
  His promise never sticks.
We will not eat his pancakes,
Nor take his dirty bricks !

We will not vote for Currie, 
  He’s only fit to bark, 
We’ll  choose an honest farmer
  Who is a man of mark.
He ploughs the Heights of Queenston,
  He glories in their fame,
A loyal British Farmer,
  And Robertson’s his name !
We’ll never vote for Thompson,
  He took the Yankee oath,
We will not vote for Currie, 
  For HE seems nothing loath.

Come all ye Whigs and Tories,
  Whatever your degree ;
Niagara Town and Township, 
  Now loyally agree !
We love Confederation ;
  We hate mere faction fight,
We’ll back th’ Administration
  So long as they do right !
For Morrison and Robertson
  We’ll man the union boat,
We’ll gloriously elect them
  And never split a vote !

God save our new Dominion,
  God save our noble Queen ;
We’re now the biggest nation,
  America has seen.
We go for law and order,
  We’ll squelsh both Howe and Brown.
We’ll support the constitution,
  They shall never pull it down !
For Morrison and Robertson,
  We’ll all throw off our coats 
They are the people’s candidates,
  And they shall have our votes !


Source: The Niagara Elector has no date, no author, and no publication information. This item can be found in the collections of Library and Archives Canada and full text on the Internet Archive

N.B. The correct spelling of “Thompson” as used in the poem is without the “p” – hence “Thomson”

This poem refers to the federal and provincial elections of 1867.  In the federal election held from August 7 to September 20, 1867,  in the Town of Niagara (current day Niagara-on-the-Lake) Conservative Angus Morrison defeated Liberal William Alexander Thomson 300 votes to 250 votes. In the provincial election of September 3, 1867, Conservative Donald Robertson defeated Liberal James Currie 302 votes to 254

Barn by Lorette C. Luzajic

I’m surrounded by apples. The buckets are heavy laden, spotting the front and sides of the barn with mounds of red rounds. David’s saws settle in behind the bounty.  He points to tomato vines weaving a fence on a heap of boards, to other cauldrons blooming his brother’s favoured seeds. The air is full of saw dust and skunk and Jonamac must and the sugar of warm raspberries. David shows me the jigsaw and what he is making. He hacked down the dying walnut tree himself, clawed it from the dirt with his hands and his tools, and here it is, transformed into chess: a raw rook, a crooked king, near perfect pawns. David built the barn we are in, figured out how to fit the pieces together and raise them with his own two ruddy hands and instructions from his Dad and his granddad. He is 20.  He has a slow grin and a sharp twinkle behind his glasses. When he was two, he padded over to me with an orange extension cord wound expertly around one arm, pressed the other end to my neck and made animated noises. Started digging holes and mixing cement that same summer, in his floppy yellow boots. He never cried, not until two decades had fallen away and he and I were standing together at the foot of a hospice bed, saying goodbye to my father. Dad, I said, the barn. If you could only see this kid’s barn! He never would.  He never walked again. We buried him. But in the midsummer sunset, the rooster weathervane raised to that roof brands the night in his blood.


Source: The author.  This prose poem first appeared in Verse and Voice (Hong Kong)

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Lorette in North Africa with her camel friend.

Lorette C. Luzajic was born in Niagara Falls and lives in Toronto. She has a degree in journalism from Ryerson University, but has been a lifelong student of art history and poetry. She is the founding editor of The Ekphrastic Review, a journal devoted to literature inspired by visual art. She writes prose poems and small fictions that merge personal experiences and observations and the contemplation of visual art. Her works were selected as Best Small Fictions 2023 and 2024, and have also been nominated several times each for Best of the Net, the Pushcart Prize, and Best Microfictions, as well as seven times for Best American Food Writing for her column on food and art in Good Food Revolution. Lorette is also an award-winning mixed-media artist who has collectors in over forty countries so far. Visit her at www.mixedupmedia.ca


This poem was referenced in Mikayla Barney’s Rising Leviathans: How Barn Poetry Can Uncover Canadian History on the Ontario Barn Preservation website.

February 4, 1912 by Jessie Clark

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Ice Bridge at Niagara Falls, In Memory of Mr. and Mrs. Stanton and Burrell Hecock

‘Twas on a Sabbath morning,
    From distant homes they strayed,
To see our old Niagara
    In her mantle of white arrayed.

And with Jack Frost’s protection,
    The tourists thought how grand
To be on the noted ice bridge
    Anywhere to stand.

But the strength of Frost was feeble,
    Compared with mighty force
Of the rushing undercurrent
    Unchanging in its course.

For soon the ice was parted
    And, alas!  too quickly was seen
People on glassy islands
    Floating down the stream.

And there was Mrs. Stanton
    Just paralyzed with fear,
Saying to her husband
    Let us die right here. 

Poem Accompanying the Memorial Card

Near by a brave young laddie,
    Who was running his life to save,
Heard the call: “Come back and help us
    To escape a watery grave.”

And as he thus responded
    To try and save another
He said to his companion:
    “Don’t you tell my mother.”

But a message of mental telepathy
    To that mother quickly flashed,
While ropes were dangling here and there
    And the cruel waters splashed.

For she saw in a glass of water
    Ice and people, too,
Rushing about confusedly,
    Knowing not what to do.

Then she thought of the treacherous river,
    That water so fierce and wild,
And exclaimed: “I have a presentiment
    Something has happened to my child!”

Brave men worked hard to save
    The two who still remained
On that block of ice much smaller
    Than when it first was framed.

For, Oh, they were surrounded
    By Niagara’s silvery crest,
Which none were allowed to step on:
    Not even a noted guest.

Kneeling in prayer they were ushered,
    The time was very brief,
Until the Whirlpool caught them
    And gave them sweet relief.


Image and insert containing the poem by Jessie Clark courtesy of Niagara Falls Museums, accession number 2024.016.29. Many thanks to Assistant Curator Sara Byers for bringing this to my attention.

Read about the tragedy here.

 

Hear Me Roar by Ann Marie Steele

Niagara, 1857 by Frederic Edwin Church
Image courtesy of the National Gallery of Art

The roar of Niagara Falls, while eluding sound, doesn’t fail to irradiate
sight with its jazzy waves and frothy strokes of jade — these sweeping

illusions, swallowed whole by the Deep, howl against deafening winds, westward
and warbling — veiling the fading sunlight holding Hope hostage—

as renegade avalanches are welcomed by a deluge of stratus tears wailing louder
than the Sky itself — the gaze lustily cascades over escarpments of

 towering cliffs while the river’s limbs engulf the clamoring boulders — dark talons
of the night threaten to eviscerate the roaring cacophony of

discord with the manifestation of gloom alone— if the eyes can imagine the jaded
purging into the Deep, can that which does not roar still be Heard?


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Ann Marie Steele

Ann Marie Steele wrote this ekphrastic poem, inspired by Frederic Edwin Church’s 1857 painting Niagara, which was first published in The Ekphrastic ReviewOctober 20, 2023 in their Ekphrastic Challenges series. Read about ekphrastic poetry in Niagara.

Ann Marie Steele, who resides in Charlotte, NC, America, is a writer who dabs mainly in free
verse and prose poetry. She holds a BS in Journalism (News-Editorial), and an MA in Secondary
English Education. Ann Marie pens pieces about love and loss, and what she observes and
experiences. The loss of her youngest son, Brandon, has influenced much of her writing. Her
works have been described as “resiliently defiant.”
Ann Marie has been published in The Ekphrastic Review with her pieces Every Lilly Donned with
Grief, I Dare You, Pretty Please, and Hear Me Roar, as well as in Exist Otherwise with her poem
Scintillating Symbiotic Sea. When not teaching high school English, Ann Marie
enjoys partner acrobatics, where she can often be seen flying upside down.

See Ann Marie Steele’ blog at annmsteele99.medium.com/

Dry Falls by Julie A. Dickson

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Dewatered American Falls From Prospect Point Observation Tower; Showing Rock Build-Up at Base, 1969
Photo by Albert Knobloch
Image courtesy of Niagara Falls Public Library

Back in ‘69
was decided to divert
mighty river
to dry falls.

Why, you might ask
For the Army Corp
to remove large rocks,
great majesty to fall

further into depths
at the base, Maid to see
splendor from the mist
but did they expect

remains to be found,
those fallen and drowned
forever lost in those rocks?
Spectators traveled far

and even those near sought
to see the dry falls, huge
drop sans thunderous water;
I was among those there

young teen at the railing,
hundreds lined up, a turn
to witness such an event,
dried up river bed, dry falls

never seen again since,
burned into my closed eyes,
even photographs cannot
diminish that great memory.

 

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Julie A. Dickson


This poem was written in 2024 and is previously unpublished.

Julie A. Dickson is originally from Buffalo, NY. Her father’s family was from Guelph and Vineland Station, Ontario, Canada in the late 1800’s, they founded the Culverhouse Canning Factory there. Dickson lived near Lake Erie and Niagara Falls until her early teens, when her family relocated to Massachusetts. Always the lakes-girls, her poems often reflect in memories of Lakes Ontario and Erie, and visiting the falls. Her poems appears in many journals including Ekphrastic ReviewMisfitOpen Door and others; full length works on Amazon. Dickson has been a guest editor, past poetry board member, is an advocate for captive elephants and shares her home with two rescued cats.

Julie A. Dickson was the guest editor of the Ekphrastic Review challenge to write a poem inspired by Frederic Edwin Church’s painting Niagara, 1857See a page about ekphrastic poetry of Niagara, including the poems from the Ekphrastic Review

Read about the dewatered Niagara Falls